yay Wondering where all your diamonds are?In my pocket. :)

Its been like a year now so its about time i updated this.

Hi hello I'm mastrender also sometimes known as mastr or huggy kinz, this is my blog. At the very bottom there are some fanfics and art but mostly i reblog what ever i find interesting. I play minecraft and I dont mind extra company :):):)/):):):)

Tell me your deepest darkest most secretest secrets, or just ask me a question ;)

Submissions page title MEEP
  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

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Liz Climo on Tumblr.

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"I’m a panda." 

I screamed out loud.

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when someone eats food you were saving


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22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met.
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